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How do you know that technology and society is increasingly improving:

  • You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
  • You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
  • You have a list of 16 phone numbers to reach your family of 4.
  • You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
  • Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
  • When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
  • When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial “ 0 “ to get an outside line.
  • You’ve sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
  • You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o’clock news
  • Your boss doesn’t have the ability to do your job.
  • Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND…
  • You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
  • As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your “friends.“
  • You got this email from a friend that never really talks to you, except to send you jokes from the net.
  • You are too busy to notice there was no #9
  • You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9
  • AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

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